A huski Ruski

Why do Russian and Eastern European men aways sound like they've just drunk a bathtub full of vodka and are about to come at you with a knife ?

Only one more sleep until I get I report on my family and their ongoing passive agressive baby-mama drama. I think a dual purpose is going to be served by changing names for privacy and much hilarity. The cast of Toy Story would be perfect, although I can't decide if my sister-inlaw is a bitchy bo-peep or the t-re....WAIT....the sadistic kid next door who likes to hack up toys.

bucking the stereotypes

Ok... I know I might sound like a total schmuck here, but I am of the firm belief that a lot of stereotypes aren't created for a reason! Like most americans really are obnoxious, and people from bluegrass country really do just sound like I saw them on jerry springer last week?? Maybe I'm just bitter and these stereotypes come out of the woodwork when americans are pissed off and call me at corporation x and expect a free lunch, and in my clipped aussie accent that I will not help them. It could be worse, having people yell at me in an american accent is far better than my own clan. Smart ass black guys, bitchy Jersey/ Rhode Island girls... Bring them on..

life and times of a call center lemming

Oh the bain of being a pawn for a major corporation. Let's look on the brightside... At least I don't have to desk share with someone who fakes an american accent, renames himself Chad despite having a surly Bangladesh accent and smells like curry. Looking forward to duking it out in a few days with the family... At least there's a husband and a daquiri...peace out.